With toys like this, I could *dare I say it* TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Poised on the very brink of unleashing global devastation (as long as there is no sizzling hot oil or unemployed peelers about) *as usual, click on the pic to "embiggidee" :)

Don't buy the lie......

As always, click on it to "embiggityfye" yo........

Somewhere my Mother is smiling all over herself about that Longhorn hat.

Pure Energy

"Captain, sensors now indicate that it is time to throw your hands in the air, and wave them as if there were absolutely no repercussions whatsoever."

"Honest your Honor, It WASN'T me!!"

I want to make sure that there is NO question that I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this.

With any luck, 26 yr. old Hao Kuo Chi will be making his own "shower video" in jail soon enough.

Serves the little perv right, he'd better hope for his sake that somebody still makes "soap on a rope".

Happy Easter EvahBuddah!!

Somewhere, many Angels are smiling :)

(As usual, just click on the pic to "embiggidify" it, yo) 

Wesley Autrey, Veteran, Father, American HERO

Wesley Autrey, Construction worker, Vietnam Veteran, Father. You can now add one more to the top of the list. AMERICAN HERO. I regret that it's not in my power to bestow the Presidential Medal of Freedom on your deserving shoulders, for you unselfishly leapt onto an active subway track to save a complete stranger with no consideration for your own safety. I hope they throw you a parade, for you are the exactly the kind of American example I hope my children grow to emulate.

May God Bless you and yours.

(pictured in hospital, Cameron Hollopeter, had a seizure of unknown origin which caused him to convulse, then fall onto the tracks of an oncoming train)